Monday, April 6, 2009

Mudslide

Easy played a great double-header Sunday against Badger and Pan-Galactic Groove Squad. Both games were great, both games won by 3 points or less, and Huckin' came out on top both times--nice! Also, everyone from all the teams had great spirit.

The only downside came in the form of a large mud pit in one of the end zones, which I dove into headfirst on a layout. Normally, this wouldn't be any kind of a problem, but apparently this field had been recently fertilized. With very fresh fertilizer. Like, fresh from the cow's arse fresh.

This resulted in some less-than-glorious nicknames for the remainder of the game, including 'Stinky,' and 'Mr Poopy-Pants.'

It also resulted in the following cheer:

Charlie Brown had a dog named snoopy
If you lay out, don't slide in the poopy

When Nevin plays he wears a jock strap
If you throw, don't throw toward the crap

Pan-Galactic's hot like a skewer
Too bad Jay layed out in the manure
Ah, the poetry of ultimate. It just goes to show that all great art is born of suffering.