Nobody is pregnant, pen spinning is real

I was had this morning. Jenny IM'ed me to say that her sister is pregnant and wants to come live with us. I jumped into action in my role as supportive boyfriend, only to have her laugh at me, a lot, when we went out for coffee.

I'm definitely gullible, but in other ways, I'm too not-gullible. I was ready for the NPR April Fool's fakeout this morning. When I heard that the Pen Spinning Association of Japan had crowned a new champion, I thought I was in on the joke.

Pen spinning is real, nobody is pregnant, and I am 0-for-2. Happy April Fool's everyone!